Hehe, today I’m doing a blog post I’ve actually wanted to do for a long time. If you’re a blogger, you might experience a very annoying something. I actually don’t find it extremely annoying, mostly funny. And what is that, my friend?
Ah, it ’tis the notorious spam comments.
DUDE. These spammers know how to write books, and you have to go through a sixteen paragraph comment just to hit the delete button. *wipes sweat off of brow* The only problem with their books is the fact they don’t understand how to use grammar or punctuation. It really disturbs me as I read it. *sighs*
Anyway, today I decided to respond to a few spam comments, since they are kinda funny, and I wanted to write my funny answers to the spammers. Here we go!
Vida asks…(On the post, Taste Your Tongue)
Do you have any kind of ideas for composing posts? That’s where I always battle and I simply end up gazing empty screen for very long time.
Well, that wasn’t very funny, but I’ll answer it. I sometimes have the same problem. Other times I have the problem where I have five finished posts waiting to be published and I can’t choose which one to post.
My biggest advice is to take advantage of any small spark of inspiration, and write it down. Otherwise…You’ll be staring at an empty screen. Also, your posts will be different from mine, and mine will be different from the next person.
It’s all about bringing something different to the table, and making people laugh or think while you’re doing that. 😉
Lashell Najarro says…
I really like your writing style, excellent info , thanks for posting : D.
Well, thank you, for commenting that. (I laugh so hard at these kind of comments. Before I changed my blog design, I got SO many spam comments complimenting my blog design, that it got really old. 😂 Maybe that’s why I stopped using that design.)
I tend to like my writing style as well. Now, I don’t often have any information, just a bunch of funny nonsense, so I don’t know where that came from, but you’re very welcome. I enjoy posting. (Also, if you deleted that space in between the : and the D, you would get 😀 )
Seymour says… (Also asking on Taste Your Tongue.)
Do you have any kind of suggestions for creating posts? That’s where I always battle as well as I simply finish up gazing vacant display for long period of time.
Well, you and Vida should get together and chat, Seymour! You seem to have a lot in common. I just come up with them, and grab ’em when they come.
scr88 Company (Who is my biggest annoyance) says…
Who knows you have made this good difficulty?
Exactly my thoughts, scr88! WHO KNOWS? And what difficulty has to do with anything, I’m afraid to say that I’m extremely confused.
Live 22858 says,
Do you sometimes feel exhausted even though you got enough sleep? So I’ll finish up using sentence that is none too cool.
Um, yeah, doesn’t everyone? But usually I’m exhausted because I had eight days before that where I didn’t get enough sleep. 😂 And yes, that sentence is none too cool. Sorry. 😦
Tatyana Belitz says (On Sunflower’s Christmas Miracle)
Hiya, I am really glad I have found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish only about gossips and internet and this is really frustrating. A good web site with exciting content, this is what I need. Thanks for keeping this website, I will be visiting it. Do you do newsletters? Can not find it.
Hiya to you, too! I don’t agree with you on nowadays bloggers, but maybe that’s because I don’t follow those kind of blogs. You should look over at my blog button page, and you’ll find some more wholesome and uplifting blogs like my on.
Yes, I do have a newsletter, which you can sign up for here. 😉
Mittie asks (On Artist’s Goals)
Have you ever had problems with your webhost? I’m open for referrals as my webhost is dreadful currently.
Nope, my web host is amazing. I’d tell everyone to go with WordPress, ’cause they’re easy to use, professional looking, and yeah. I like it. 😉
Tammi says (On Series V. Scarlett King)
Your web site has superb web content. I bookmarked the site
Thank ye, thank ye, thank ye. I don’t know if I agree, but everyone to their own opinion, right?
*goes and deletes those comments* *Happy sigh*
Well, folks, what did you think of that? I only gave you the rational spam comments. Like I said, some of them leave you scratching your head. If you enjoyed it, leave a comment.
~~Amie~~
HAHAHAhahaha!! “Who knows you have made this good difficulty?” Wait…what?? 😂 This made me laugh so hard! I don’t have a problem with spam comments (is that even possible… I probably just haven’t found where they go yet, thankfully!), but this cracked me up!
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Glad you enjoyed that, Cassie! And yes, that one is pretty funny. 😉
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Ahh! Your spam comments are a lot funnier than mine! 🤣 I normally just delete mind without reading them because they are so boring! 😂
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I read mine because I read too many things, LOL!
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Ha ha!
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That was great!! I loved your responses!
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For some reason, my post on Baking Arnold attracted a TON of spam. The two least nonsensical comments are “The black ones look both expensive and classic” and “Construction. Generating About People. Transportation” ._.
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LOL! that’s the best. 😂
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Ye have good blog i book mark. You blog idea?
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Jac, you’re so crazy!!!!!!! 😀 xD
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Yeah, of course I am!
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Hey I just realized something. You get spam from scr88 Company, I got a very lengthy spam comment from scr888 apk download. Wonder if they’re related.
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They’re probably cousins. 😉
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JK This was pretty funny.
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Lol this was awesome! For now I don’t get any spam comments, but *spoiler alert* when I go public with my blog soon, I’ll be on the look-out. 😉
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Ooh, HURRAY FOR KENDRA! 🎉
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Lol… thanks I guess? 😀
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😂😂 IKR sometimes when ever I need a laugh I’ll just scroll through my spam!
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YES. On bad days, we all thank spam for the laughs it gives.
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This was so funny to read, Amie! I get a lot of similar spam comments, but I mainly have those super annoying 16 paragraph long ones…they don’t even make sense! XD Great post! 😀
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Thanks, Meredith! (BTW, love your name!)
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Thank you! 🙂
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Ha ha, oh the joys of spammers. XD
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I get them sooo often! It’s so annoying! Though I must say they are the oddest comments! They mostly don’t make sense!
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I agree. *nods gravely*
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lol, those were all super fun to read!
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Well, Amie, this just made my day! 😂 I get those kinds of comments all the time. 😑 But, some of them are amazingly funny. Nice post!
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Yay! I’m glad it made your day. *hands you chocolate to make your day even better*
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Haha! Oh my gosh, yes! Thank youuuu!
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Ahhh to bad I can’t like this post more than once!! 😛 I just started blogging and was so confused by all of their comments, but then I realized it was just spam…. And the ones that are like books….. *agrees completely* Wonderful post, Amie!
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Awe! I’m glad you enjoyed it that much, Colleen! It is confusing at first, but then you’re like….Person, you’re wasting my time.
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I would have commented sooner, but I just stopped laughing. 😉 You should see some of the comments I get… Especially the ones that begin with, “Gee, this is really weird. I just wrote a long comment, but it disappeared.” SMH
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LOL!
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So true, lol.
I don’t get many spam comments, but when I do, they’re hilarious. The spam comment filter is a livesaver. Great post. ;D
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HAHA THIS WAS GREAT. Dear me, you get nicer spam than I, I do believe. :’D
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Haha!
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Wow thats a cool idea to collect your spam comments. Me and my best friend get some of the weirdest ones too XD. It makes for good laughing products. Thanks for the idea!
Also YES about the paragraphs of scrolling! I get Russian spam comments too, idek how they know I’m Russian and why they think I would read their novel of spam XDD.
Following your blog!
Mine is geoturtle.com if you want to check it out. 😀
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Yoohoo, big summer blowout! You has good blog, yes yes!
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Garrett….
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Hey, Garrett follows Amie’s blog!!!!! 😀
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I do!
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*whispers* All the cool people follow my blog. 😉
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Does that mean….I’m cool!?!?!?!? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
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Absolutely! You’re one of the coolest people I know. 🙂
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Yay!! *is super happy*
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